That is why I just harness the power of the sun, like a true god would.
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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It's all a spectrum. You start with pure light from the sun and air making sugar in plants, then the sugar is condensed into plant fiber then the plant fiber is squished into the ground for millions of years and the carbon in the fiber is squeezed into pure carbon, and you get pure dark beautiful dry coal. Then you take ground up dinosaur guts and throw them in a pit and you get gross mixed crude oil with everything in it. But it's all just carbon.
Real and straight.
It's more like, hey, this stuff burns and we don't have to wring out a whale to get it!
The text is full of nonsense... But why not have a strong opinion based on feelings and spread it online? Works so well for humanity.
we are addicted to foreign ichor of dead gods
like whale cum
we all do, but I'm this economy?
This guy would like Octavia Butler