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[–] GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 8 points 10 hours ago

if i saw that IRL i would be laughing.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

My religion states that I have to destroy them if I see them.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 hours ago

No, no, thats so ridiculous, why does Kojima always do this absurd over the top nonsense?

Oh whats that?

This is actual reality?

... Oh.

Maybe that Kojima guy was actually onto something.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 13 hours ago

Do we need a robot guillotine for those or will a regular one do?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 15 hours ago

Horrific, but still more lifelike than the real Zuck.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

Now throw the current human snidely whiplash relics in the museum as well.

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 10 points 17 hours ago

> Posts the only video on IG

🖕

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 5 points 15 hours ago

Each of he robots poops out AI art in the style of whoever's head it is. No surprise the artist is famous for NFTs.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 33 points 22 hours ago
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wow. I hate it. Fuck this guy.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You're supposed to hate it.

It talks of how art once influenced you, and now its algorithms.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

If I see anything with Zuckerberg's face, I am bailing, "human", robot, dog, whatever

I find him very disturbing on a fundamental level, I can't tell you why but he's scary to me, I would not touch it under any circumstances

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

If I see anything with those morons head, I will kick them so hard.

[–] LordMayor@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago

Makes me think of the dog at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

cuz the dude is robot, and that's the uncanny valley you're feeling.

That or he'sa sleezey creepy billionaire.

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[–] dudesss@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] texture@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

im all for art and stuff, even make some now and then, but i literally hate these things. it would take all my willpower not to stomp those things on site. sick of seeing them. cheers and be well.

[–] mosspiglet@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's the reaction the artist intended: revulsion.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't know about you but for me it'd be less revulsion and more just an outlet for my unyielding hatred.

[–] mosspiglet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That works, too!

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 15 points 22 hours ago

Public urinal on legs?

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 145 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One, that's nightmare fuel. Two, more weird art like this please.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you take the time to actually read the article/watch the video, the dogs are constantly taking pictures in styles of their person, and shit them out onto the floor lol.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

It wasn't actually clear if they shit photos on the street, or just at the gallery.

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] klu9@piefed.social 80 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Only one response to that:

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I actually did destroy the family furbies this way.

We got them, thought they were fun for a bit... but they wouldn't ever shut up.

We put them in a drawer, and they'd just rattle and groan, in the middle of the damn night.

So one day I took em, put em in the middle of the road, covered them in kerosene, lit em up.

... with a safety lighter, of course.

I remember their protestations as they burned.

Goddamn demon toys.

Never got punished for it, couple months later somebody just asked 'whatever happened to those damn fur toy things?'

'oh, i dunno, i thought you took em away or something'

'... whatever, just glad those are gone, christ, they would not stop yammering'.

[–] dudesss@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

Or delete Facebook

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[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

dude I want to punt these things so fuckin hard im actually jealous im not their right now.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 18 hours ago

Deploy the stompy boots.

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