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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 33 points 16 hours ago

That woman was done dirty with probably the macro with the worst angle possible.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Should have been a picture of a cat.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 57 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What's wrong with it? Seems very representable american to me.

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Possibky but that makes it even more "representable american", especially since its amazon

[–] frog@feddit.uk 40 points 21 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 14 hours ago

I want to stay in the box. 😱

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Wall Maria never stood a chance

Nah dawg happiness is beautiful

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 42 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

>be Amazon marketing employee with a macro fetish

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

This image may work as a screamer.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can we have all the diversity check boxes ticked off in only one of the photos?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 12 hours ago

I don't see a yarmulke or star of David, so..