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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago

I feel like incels in general have a "no true scotsman" mentality. They always think that they are uniquely unlovable, as it absolves them of any responsibility to improve. Meanwhile the other incels are faking it because there problems are solvable if they were to just get over themselves. They can't apply that same logic to themselves as it would put themselves at fault for there own misery.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No idea what they are talking about. The femcel community here just thirsts after other women

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I believe we could solve all problems with homosexual intercourse. US-Iran war? Gay sex. Russian-Ukraine war? Gay sex. People not getting laid? You won't believe it...

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I am strong believer that people need to cum more, like on a philosophical level.

The weird semen retention movement of the early 2020s is.. particularly odd.

[–] saturn_888@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I think most people would benefit from trying to bust a nut at least once every two days. Its enjoyable, helps you relax, releases some nice hormones in your brain, helps you sleep (since I jerk off before bed, and since it is good for relaxation), helps with boredom, relieves pain, etc. Theres some supposed health benefits too but I dont know too much about those.

And no reason not to do it, unless you're sex addicted or have a rash on your dick or vagina if you have one, or something. It only takes a few minutes too

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 2 days ago

Men actually do on a physical level. The current recommendation is 21 ejaculations a month to drop your risk of prostate cancer from 20% to 6.6%

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Performative asceticism, as a coping mechanism.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

I support this notion

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fun fact - the venn diagram of "incels & femcels" compared with "conservatives" is a circle within a larger circle.

Anon did not belong because she's more than just a topographical clitoris.

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

"she's more than just a topographical clitoris" had me in stitches, great line!

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh? C/femcels is exclusively mtf transformers with hasan piker type politics

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  1. MTF is irrelevant in this conversation. Trans women are women.

  2. Hasan Piker spends most his time bashing liberals. He is the tip of the horseshoe that's cock-docking the other side.

[–] GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

MTF is relevant because you're discussing the political leanings of these people. 99% of those lean one way.

They're the type that you look at their profile and they're saying "3,000 homophobes died on 9/11, good lol"

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

You can throw in "sieze the means of production" every few sentences but you are what you are if your politics is defined by rage and hatred.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 2 days ago

I put of liking women!