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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The president is committing war crimes and the FBI is charging the former FBI director over an insta post from a year ago, clearly suggesting impeachment.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

seems like a direct violation of his first amendment rights.

unless he comes out and says what it means, it's subjective art that is up to interpretation.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

true but even if you say “i think x should die” you’re still within your rights. none of “thinking” is actionable.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So the DOJ is hoping that nobody on the jury knows that 86 means to give someone the bum's rush, not to kill them.

Even then, if it were a threat, which it isn't, it's in no way actionable.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This will never reach the jury. There won't even be a Day 2. The judge will toss this immediately.

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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Pman@lemmy.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was thinking the exact same thing

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

As usual, I'm late for the party.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?

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[–] ProfessorScience@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This gets laughed out of court, right? Right?

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 week ago

Yes, but it is intended as harassment, not "justice".

He still needs a lawyer, he can't just ignore it.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 14 points 1 week ago

If nothing else than for the fact that Trump and friends made public statements condemning him. Can't really have an impartial jury after that

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Absolutely, it's obviously a desperation Hail Mary play, but not before Comey spends several thousand dollars on lawyers, after spending a whole lot to defend himself the last time.

Perhaps there is a family strategy at play. His daughter was fired as a Federal prosecutor, after working on high profile cases like Epstein. She is now sueing the DoJ, and will probably win, so maybe she can use some of that government money to cover her Dad's legal bills.

He should also sue for malicious prosecution.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some seashells laid out in 86 47.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

jfc, it took me wayyyyy to long to figure it was just like.. "kick out '47".

I thought it was some crazy complicated code. No. Just 86.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For those of us out of the loop, why would 8647 mean "Kick out Trump?"

Nice message though, shame it never happened I suppose :-(

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

86 is pretty old slang originating in the hospitality industry, meaning to throw something away. It then came to include kicking people out, and also left the hospitality industry to become general slang.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86_(term)

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It took like... FAR more effort than it should have for me to get it.

86, slang, as in something you might tell your buddies like: "Oh I they 86'd from the bar last night because they were wasted"

86, as in, getting kicked out. See: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=86

Then, "47", as in, the 47th president.

However, its only now I'm learning about its use to refer to a grave. I've never heard that before. I've only heard the usage as a verb/ adverb "to get 86'd"

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[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

First they came for…

Aww fuck it; they’re coming for anyone speaking ill of the orange fat fucking turd shitstain now.

And I stand by that assessment.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And a judge ok’d this warrant?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s an old saying about grand juries that also applies to a great many judges: They would indict a ham sandwich if the DA asked them to.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Theyd indict a ham sandwich, but not a ham sandwich TOSSER!

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

American judges don't need to have any actual knowledge of the law, they just have to get the job.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, distraction time again, since this happened more than a year ago.

  • "I'm not a pedophile"
  • "My beautiful ballroom"
  • Convicted rapist
  • Mentioned over a thousand times in the released Epstein files. I bet none of us are
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

So glad these clowns took the high road and didn't push to prosecute a fucking insurrection. So glad the FBI was complicit in these honey pots with epstein and that they didn't push to prosecute or leak anything while the orange clown was running for POTUS.

Really, top tier work sticking to your principles at the cost of our fragile democracy.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Trump doesn't know how to use the three Sea shells

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To me, this is the guy that did a dirty to Hillary a week before her election with trump, but now he's trump's enemy?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

He "seemed" to pretty quickly regret whatever role he might have played in trump winning. Comey was always trying to maintain a low profile after trump got sworn in and didn't really try to buddy up to him or take advantage of it like one would expect.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

8647 should become a popular T-shirt. Pretty hard to convict one person for something that is widespread in the popular culture.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have an 86 45 shirt I used to wear during the first term. When the comey bullshit first hit the news, my father called me and told me how I shouldn’t wear violent messages, told me that I’d better watch my back if I wore something like that again. I hung up and ordered an 86 47 shirt. Wearing it today in fact.

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's already an incredibly popular sign at every No Kings protest or just random local protests in general.

Even if it was just Comey who did it, this doesn't constitute a direct or actionable threat. 86 is kitchen jargon to get rid of something, and one interpretation of that could be to kill, but another could be to get rid of him using the legal channels already in place (impeachment, invoking 25th amendment, etc.).

This indictment has no legs and will get tossed out before any competent judge.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's going to be so funny when this is thrown out.

Gonna cry if it isn’t because rules don’t matter in trumpland.

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[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

This guy doesn't know about the shells!!!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

"86" just means to toss them out of the establishment (like restaurant or whitehouse). If it was "187 47" then there might be something to bite into, otherwise it's just a nothing burger only existing for the further distraction from the trump/epstein files and the realization that your dear leader is nothing more than a self-serving pedophile.

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Leopard says, he helped give us Donald Trump in 2016…

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[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (5 children)

And they’re only getting to this now because they were spending time going after all of those rednecks with the lifelike “Biden tied up in the back of my truck” tailgate stickers, right?

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He sells seashells.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 9 points 1 week ago

There needs to be a loud campaign educating people on jury nullification.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

But the emails.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

after all this time comey is what led him to the 1st term, and the 2nd term, because helped energized the R base by posting "false" allegations of investigation against her. i dont think he will get sympathy from dems.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

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[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What effing judge signed that warrant???

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are gonna place him in front of a firing squad aren't they?

[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Man I hope so, but I’m guessing they’ll have to wait until he’s out of office first for “reasons”.

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