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[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 11 points 3 hours ago

In Soviet Russia, drone delivers to Amazon.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Prices are going up.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I remember Bezos at the inauguration. He's spent millions on the administration, including the inaugural party and financing not only the first lady's documentary, but its positive reviews. All of them. And that's just the highlights; Bezos has given so much to promote this administration at every turn.

Glad to see this kind of multiplicative return on his investment. He is very literally getting the presidential experience he paid for.

[–] better_world@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago

Oh no! Anyways, it's gonna rain soon.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 31 points 13 hours ago

Damn it! We specifically said not to attack those!

Okay. One more time! Here's the no-go list:

  • xAI
  • OpenAI
  • Palantir
  • Oracle
  • Amazon
  • Microsoft
  • Google
  • Meta

How hard is that!?!?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Oh know! Anyways...

[–] Solaris1220@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 10 points 11 hours ago

Oh no! Anyway… I’m hungry

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 17 hours ago

The right Amazon is burning finally.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 13 hours ago

Oh no that's terrible.

Anyway, who's up for pizza?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 129 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

In the Middle East: drones deliver to Amazon.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 37 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Same-day delivery, motherfuckers

[–] M137@lemmy.today 12 points 15 hours ago

Before you even knew it delivery*

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Oh no! 😬

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago

If they ordered them from Amazon does it count as a return?

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 83 points 20 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

This is the free market at work

[–] Elting@piefed.social 104 points 21 hours ago

Lol. Lmao even.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 50 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 23 points 21 hours ago

Cuh ray zee. I'm think hamburger helper tonight.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 39 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Because that's what the news audience is interested in: the impact of the latest war on Amazon data centers. Which can be rebuilt and are owned by people with more than enough resources to do so endlessly.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 35 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
  • the news isn't limited to this one article
  • publicizing news about the consequences of war, no matter the scale, incentivizes those involved to push for an end to conflict. Investors don't like it when companies have to spend money to rebuild things
[–] paraplu@piefed.social 3 points 8 hours ago

Major damage to US corporate infrastructure seems more likely to have a real impact on the length of the war. Heart wrenching stories about humanitarian crises don't seem to have that sort of impact. Even if they would, there are too many of these stories to draw sustained public interest in any single event or group of related events. Corporate involvement at least has a board who has to try to take action on behalf of investors. It wouldn't be a romantic end, but it might be better than nothing.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Nah. The comments that say “duh, we already knew that.” And “borrrring” are always right.

(I agree with the otter)

[–] piwakawakas@lemmy.nz 8 points 20 hours ago

And yet I'm sure they'll somehow find a way to make the little guy pay for the repairs

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 23 points 20 hours ago

If they can still repair it I guess more drones are needed

Fuck Amazon

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 30 points 21 hours ago

I mean.... Finally some good fucking news

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Not a lot of anti-air defences at a data center. Maybe this type of protest should become more common...

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No the last thing we need is big tech private armies

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

The main armies are the private armies. They can't realistically do much more, they are up against an actual country.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago
[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 21 hours ago
[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They'll just lay off a bunch of people to cover the cost and have it rebuilt pretty quickly.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

And all this shit is insured

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Insurance never covers damages from war, because that's a good way to bankrupt the insurance company. Even they don't have infinite money.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Not only are you wrong, there is also war risk insurance. Pricey, sure, but it's Amazon.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Try finding a US corporation willing to put up anything in the Middle East without war risk insurance.