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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is my favorite type of Christian hate because all it does is hurt/inconvenience Christians.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago

*and their kids.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

watching porn on a phone? disgusting !

I mean ....... why use a 6" phone display while my PC has two 26" monitors

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pfft amateur. I only watch porn on my 60 inch TV as loud as possible.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Now look what you made me do (read buy)

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 1 points 5 days ago

I'd be so afraid of accidentally texting porn to someone.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 days ago

I don't think corporate is going to be happy with me dragging in two 26" monitors

[–] KingPapaDaddy@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why do they need that? Aren't they morally superior and stronger to non-christians?

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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

hm, a phone for conservative christian men that DOESN'T support Grindr? i give it 6 months

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Which is supremely funny, because the religious states always have the highest porn consumption. Which I guess means they wont get many customers.

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

There is gonna be so much gay porn and CP moving around that service I would bet.

[–] Comet79@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Christian fundamentalists would prefer to ban a lot of things for everyone. Since they cannot do that, they resort to the next best thing, which is to ban them for their own crowd. But the main objective is to have every device be like that. If this phone network establishes itself in the long run, it will be a big L for all of us.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

good. now fuck off of the regular internet and leave the rest of us in peace.

[–] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That's one of the scary things about all this "age verification" bs. Not only is it just mass surveillance, but in "protecting minors" from "adult content" those of us who identify as LGBTQ are labelled as adult content just for existing by these fundamentalists. Entire swaths of people will be banned just for existing, especially once Palantir gets as much data as possible and flags IDs and faces as LGBTQ dissidents.

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[–] v3ritas@infosec.pub 7 points 5 days ago

So… can we start a network that blocks all Jesus-centric, Christian junk? Nope, I’m sure they would call discrimination or some other hypocritical reason 🙃

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 12 points 6 days ago

Yes, PLEASE self-segregate yourself!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

Please be the onion, please be the onion, please me.... ohh

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Based on google searches I assume everyone who owns one of these will need a 2nd phone?

[–] sureshot0@discuss.online 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All jokes aside, I am aghast that so many people watch porn on the phone instead of the old discarded laptop. On the phone!

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not taking the old laptop into the bathroom.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Finally a phone that will help with foreskin blood magic, witches, and stonings. Brought to you by everyone's favorite cult leader and faith healer grifter.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Will it block VPNs, proxies, and Bing image search as well?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Knowing Bings importance in that line up, truely you are a man of culture.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It wont block violence though. Since the bible is full of that.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lotta pornography and incest in the bible, too.

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

One might say that I'm..... salty..about that story.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yup, violence.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But will it deliver the kiddie porn to the priests?

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

And defiant children/devious adults will find a work around. The cycle continues.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Dual sim for the win. Just have a pre pay eSIM and fire it up when you want to have a cheeky wank. God knows anyway - so what’s the worry?

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[–] portuga@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

This is stupid on so many levels. And actually is distracting from my evening “me time”

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