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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

That is a regular footprint.

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

No, because Bigfoot isn't real lol. The guy who made the super-famous Bigfoot video, his son came out and said all kinds of stuff about his dad after he passed, and about the Bigfoot legend. Said he saw the suit, and said names of who was involved, and where they filmed it, and said he saw his dad burning the suit in a fire pit in the backyard

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

His son just wants to protect the remaining sasquatch, you can't fool me!

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

The collapse of the Ohioan education system. News at eleven.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

"Bigfoot" hasn't been around for at least a couple hundred-thousand years, but we may possibly have some cultural or deep-rooted genetic memory of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Gigantopithicus isn't Bigfoot though

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Because gigatopithicus has evidence

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

Yes, it's just a silly leap I'm making to suit the point.

Bigfoot / Yeti / Sasquatch / etc has little or zero evidence at all.

Gigantopithecus' evidence was mostly gnawed away by giant porcupines. Go figure...

[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Portage County, Ohio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot

On October 20, 1967, Bigfoot enthusiast Roger Patterson and his partner Robert "Bob" Gimlin were filming a Bigfoot docudrama in an area called Bluff Creek in Northern California. The pair claimed they came upon a Bigfoot and filmed the encounter. The 59.5-second-long video, dubbed the Patterson-Gimlin film (PGF), has become iconic in popular culture and Bigfoot-related history and lore.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/7c69d047-ffd6-45fb-a7fe-3fc1b35b31bd.png

That's quite a surreptitious hike to do without being spotted.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

There are reports from every state, including Hawaii.

https://www.bigfootmap.com/

Some obvious jokes, but somehow there are true believers across the continent.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

He's a sexual predator, FYI