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[–] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 3 hours ago

Does half mean "half of what it uses now"? Or "all of what it does now"?

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 49 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

If microslop has 1 billion to build a datacenter in Kenya, they can take a fraction of a percent of that budget and slap enough solar panels on it to generate all the electricity they would ever need. It's fucking Kenya.

[–] wltr@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Literally the thing I cannot understand. They could just do their own electricity and even share back.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 hours ago

Then they have to pay for it, come on, you can't expect a fortune 500 company to pay for their own infrastructure, it's preposterous. It only makes sense that Kenya should just bow in reverence to Microsoft, in exchange for the privilege of giving them all the electrons they can pump out.

Can you imagine such a world, egads

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"why didn't you say so sooner, we would have made it bigger!"

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 68 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think they realise that Microslop doesn't give a shit, they would kill the whole country if they could steal a few million out of it so if you think they give a fuck about your electricity bill increasing or if you don't have power in your home think again.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 10 hours ago

Microsoft: "Yeah, that sounds like a you problem....BACK TO WORK, DICKHEAD!!!"

For some reason I don't think Microsoft will mind.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 42 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] troybot@piefed.social 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

You son of a bitch...

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

“Only half you say? So 25% bigger is what I’m hearing”

Man, if they really wanted to produce some worldwide goodwill, they would build their own production for power and water and make sure there was an excess. Outside of the obvious environmental concerns, the extra jobs, power, and water would be just a huge net benefit for everyone involved. It is such an easy win for public goodwill, but you know, they won't because it costs more.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

This is the second time I am seeing this post with the exact same comments, last time a few days ago but this was posted fresh?

[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

the exact same comments

Huh?

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Can confirm

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MagnificentSteiner@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Which comments were exactly the same?