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"Battle" is usually meant figuratively when fighting wildfires.

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[–] hawgietonight@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

It's a known tactic. Someone wants a portion of land for mining or development but it's a protected forest. So they handout big cash to the locals to take care of it. And it becomes dangerous to first responders because they aren't only fighting the fire.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Another reason, thanks to this nutjob, why the USA needs to increase gun control. If the dumb mofo would have missed, there's a stray bullet that will hit something or someone.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 day ago

When you'd rather burn your home down around you and die trying.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 84 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shit, even the fire have gun now!

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago

In Minnesota, you also gotta watch out for bear arms.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago

You mean the right to arm fires?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It was right there!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 day ago

I'm joining the war on fire on the side of fire

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Well, as far as damage locations go, it's about as innocuous as you could hope for... Rear rudder, thankfully missing the actual control linkages. It just tore some aluminum, that's all.

I wonder if the pilot was ex-military, I don't think I'd recognize the sound of a bullet striking the plane. Though I would certainly also return to the airfield after a birdstrike, any impact is a hazard.

Sure was a dick move though... I mean to shoot at emergency response workers, they're trying to save lives and homes.

[–] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

It's not even the first time. There was that time a year ago when a far right nutjob ambushed some firefighters and killed two of them.

Funny how the magats and their allies in the media didn't make a big hoopla about that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Coeur_d%27Alene_shooting

[–] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

These water bomber pilots are flying some of the most precise manouvers on earth. It would be fairly safe to bet all have flown in the service.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Some people I know have remained friendly with some conspiracy theorists since Covid (I just stopped interacting when they told me I’d be dead by 2022 because I received the vaccine) and I’ve heard that one of the current theories is that the government is starting the wildfires for some reason.

[–] AskewLord@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

forced burns are a forest fire management tactic.

It depends on the theory. I'm a "Bigfoot", "ufo" (none of this new shit, weather balloons and probes only!), and "Kubrick left the original set for the moon landing filming conspiracy on the moon" conspiracy theories only. Regular conspiracy theorists scare me

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's to force states to start raking their forests.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's worse is the thought that forests can't take care of themselves absent human involvement. These huge fires are because humans artificially prevented the natural cycle of fires for more than a century. Now with so much built up overgrowth, it is out of control.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

The usual method of the forest taking care of the itself is burning. Trying to extinguish the fires to protect houses that should not exist there in the first place is the unnatural part.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So can we rake it and use it what we collect for anything useful?

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I think people do that already :D

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Close. It's (often) government funded utility companies.

And the reason is nefarious: invest as little in infrastructure as possible to maximize profits.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Are they government funded? Like the best example I know off the top of my head is PG&E which afaik has nothing to do with government funded.

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 4 points 1 day ago

tecnically the us gov does start some (in)directly through cuts in funding

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For oil profits.

I mean that’s not what the conspiracy nuts will tell you, they “researched” the cover story. Also, it’s kind of a side-effect instead of an intended thing, but…yeaahhhh

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago

The fire is shooting at us!

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

dude looks like someone who would shoot at planes

mugshot

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 1 day ago

"Durn flyin' machines! T'ain't natural!"

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

That's George Carling's boring cousin Dave. I think.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Other countries often send help to places battling forest fires. You’ve got to wonder if that will give them pause when the pilots need to be concerned about being used for target practice.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’ve got to wonder if that will give them pause when the pilots need to be concerned about being used for target practice.

They could send an escort. Free target practice!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

Look out Minnesota!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 day ago

Who the hell armed the blaze?!

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

taking the 'fire' in firearms a little too seriously

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

The Minnesota DNR also dispatched two single-engine fire suppression aircraft to assist with the fire fight.

Fire fight is an ambiguous term here