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[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Lemmy 🤔🤨

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Quand ils apprennent que ce serveur est bilingue, il va être très amusant

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honhonhon oui oui baguette!

[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Yee Yee Yee Haw, American eagle no healthcare school shooting!

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Not too bad :-), but not perfect

Here is the corrections:

Quand ils apprendront que ce serveur est bilingue, cela va etre très amusant.

Futur tense because they are going to learn in the futur.

'It' in the second part refer to the previous sentence. It could be replaced by 'that' or 'this'

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

According to a documentary I saw the French smell really bad and spend most of their time trying to rape cats

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gross, I can't even believe they're considered "people"

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gross (from old French 'gros'). Consider (from old French 'Considerer'). People (from Anglo-French peple, people, Old French pople, peupel)

Tu veux dire ?

[–] Titou@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

C'est réel, la plupart de leurs mots c'est nous qui les ont inventé ça me fume

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago