AbsoluteChicagoDog

joined 1 year ago
[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 60 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I can't think of anyone deserving of $10 more than a woman willing to shove a melon into her anus for my pleasure

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

We can do it! Dare to dream!

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

...that's not how email works

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me you don't vote

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If your definition of privacy is "Information that cannot be obtained", you have a shit definition of privacy.

Privacy is a legal issue. Nobody should be keeping records of our DNA, or any other information, regardless of how easy that information is to acquire.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 80 points 10 months ago (14 children)

I am currently on month 6 of not calling the dentist about a painful tooth

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

As if Amazon drivers are any better

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

He "killed himself" while in a jail cell under guard. It was clearly a murder and nobody is looking into it.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Y'all are stupid if you think Republicans are going to stop Israel

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've seen her. Her breasts are like softballs duct taped to a broom.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 48 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Meanwhile the dating pool for men contains the following:

Crickets

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Not if you unionize

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