Since corporations are people, surely we can jail the CEO and board and prevent them from doing any business for 24 months?
Feirdro
This con is going to clean up when Trump kills the FDA.
B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.
#trickledown
Galileo has entered the chat.
I’m going to put this meme over here with all the other meme.
A big chunk (a majority?) of the North American wilderness is in countries that use metric.
yes, and I’m sure we’ll have time to do that when our food supply chain starts to collapse in the next two years. /s
Edit: sarcasm translation—when the earth goes up in flames in a few years, we won’t have resources to enforce the Pax Americana anymore.
You’re so pessimistic. most of the remainder of humanity will be agrarian communities again within 50 years. I think it will take longer for the ocean to die. So we likely have a whole hundred years left!
I mean, I’d find it fast too if it was my well-paid job.
For it to make sense, You have to begin with the premise that ecology is a lie created by scientists to make money. 
I’m constantly amazed at the variety of possible human sensory differences.
My problem is not spending the whole day in the shower.