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original title: The pill messiah: Doug Smith claims he can end the opioid crisis. But will his troubled past catch up with him first?

new title is from the local matters newsletter where I got the story from https://www.ire.org/news/newsletters/

Douglas Randall Smith would have you believe he’s on the verge of a medical breakthrough that could end the opioid epidemic and keep millions of people alive.

He says he didn’t ask for this burden, but he alone sees a path toward a cure now blocked by corrupt government agencies and drug companies motivated by politics, ignorance and greed.

“I was the only person on this planet who recognized what was really going on,” Smith told The Post and Courier. “These are things that I don’t talk about because I don’t brag. That’s not the person that I am.”

Smith preaches that patients have been fed lies for decades by doctors pushing painkillers for profits. The FDA and DEA are in on the con, he says.

He tells them a test he created will prove they were never addicted in the first place — for a $600 fee.

He also tells them he’s a doctor.

He doesn’t say he was stripped of his medical license for overprescribing painkillers that killed at least one person.

Or that the man he hired to help run his telehealth addiction treatment clinic faces the same type of accusations, which led to the death of three patients.

Or that the IRS has been chasing him for years over taxes they say he never paid.

read more: https://www.postandcourier.com/news/special_reports/doug-smith-north-carolina-opioid-church-ekklasia-sozo-accused-fraud-telemedicine-lawsuit/article_0b0889dc-6c4d-11ee-b608-cbf70d011305.html

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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So reading the title, I was thinking "Oh, so he really owned his mistake, and with humility shifted focus to prevent future deaths like the one he caused."

Nope! Another grift. Way to double down, you unrepentant greed-bag.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 10 months ago

It's a multilayer grift at that...

If he gets enough people convinced that they weren't addicted in the first place, he then takes this "evidence" to sue the medical board to get his license back, saying that he couldn't have over prescribed, because the addiction isn't real!

It's practically genius, if you're an idiot.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Somebody called religion "the opiate of the masses" in his presence and the wheels started turning.

[–] tree@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This guy would probably explode if he found out someone said he was inspired by Karl Marx

[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

This con is going to clean up when Trump kills the FDA.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

He's definitely raping sedated people. Quacks like a duck.

[–] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hu? I dont get it, what does that have to do with the Onion?

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The onion is a news satire website that posts false stories made to appear believable in every aspect other than the content of the story.

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News articles on this community have nothing to do with the onion, other than being so insane and ridiculous that, at first or passing glances, it would seem like a story from the Onion, when in reality, it's not the onion.