Mulligrubs

joined 6 months ago
[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

They do that already (gun them down), but they can't kill too many people! It's like they have a murder quota.

So, for the rest they plant evidence on, drugs and this.

Also, many of them are sadists and prefer the torture route (like 40 years in prison).

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

On one hand, I loathe pedophiles and the awful black market that they use to trade whatever

On other hand, I wonder how often the "law" just uses this to get rid of people who displease them, they just install the appropriate stash with a thumb drive while "scanning".

Decades in prison, asset forfeiture, who would stop them or even be able to prove it? The modern equivalent of planting drugs (which they are caught doing frequently already), and nobody wants to defend pedophiles.

Worst case scenario for them? The taxpayers pay for a lawsuit settlement and they might get paid leave for six months

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This guy is a lucky bastard and the funny part is he doesn't even know.

It's like the kid who's excited to work some day and get the fuck out of school. I just smile and nod, maybe pat them on the shoulder and say "you're a good kid"

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Elsewhere in this thread it is said that Lemmy makers have "backwards principles" and trans would be better served by "piefed".

Elsewhere in same thread, Lemmy creators are "trans tankies".

who is in charge of these claims and how do they reach these conclusions? I want access to the Lemmy/Piefed tankie-trans wars, I must be in wrong subs

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

I'll use it, but I know that doing so will put me on some sort of asshole list and you will fuck me over.

And I'm fine with that DO IT put me in the alligator camp or whatever, I'm done and done

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Never trust a man in his 70s wearing a new shiny leather coat.

Everybody knows this, right? It's a general rule, like never accepting a ride in a white cargo van.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not even exaggerating, EVERY DAY in my feed repeatedly, not even in English, absolutely zero discernible reason. No Chinese. No Brazilian. No German. It's not even random.

Also, Jesus ads. "He gets us". Why Jesus ads in English AND Hindi Indian subs? It's almost spiteful

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This doesn't explain why Reddit has decided that I need multiple Hindi sub referrals every day.

Years and years of data regarding me, zero Hindi, zero Indian, zero interest, AND YET here's another suggested Hindi sub! Fantastic work.

But the Jesus ads sealed the deal, adios Redditto

apologies for my off topic ramble, but I feel better.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

If only he really had Downs, things would be much better.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Four of the five richest men alive were on stage with Trump, Zuckerberg has always been a massive shitgibbon (and was one of the billionaires on stage with Trump).

Outspending your opponent has 90% or more success rate, they don't "donate" all of those hundreds of millions of dollars out of charity.

See Super PACs for more details, our democracy has been dead for a long time.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

He REALLY hates paying employees and wants their pennies in his treasure horde, we get it.

He will be shocked when he discovers the shareholders don't want to pay him, either. He'll be like "what?!?! AI doing MY job? This is a travesty!" and then they will have robot security drag him out of the building screaming.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Credo quia absurdum", translated "I believe because it is absurd"

After adopting this belief, a peace will descend upon you

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