NigelFrobisher

The French invented sex. Before then people would just sort of split into two small people who’d then have to grow back to full size, and it was very boring and not very je ne c’est sais quoi.

This is why beans on toast is a thing.

Publicity photos from Terminator Genisys.

Follow-up should be about becoming the manager of a McDonald's and realising that this small amount of authority over people allows you to make their lives miserable.

Was it called Expert Sex Change?

This reminds me it’s nearly time to get my next second-hand PS4 game.

Wait, I thought that was just a remake of Prey. System Shock 2 is one of my favourite games of all time.

Yep, and you can hear it a lot of the time you’re not listening to it too.

You can be arrested just for saying you’re a gamer.

I nearly died from being out in the Sun too long, and yet as an adult I insist on lying out on the beach like a chicken leg on a grill (with water this time at least).

Well, there’s no reason why the DM couldn’t hold the character sheets and you only perceive that your character is good at certain things from your choices and their outcome in the scenario (but you could be wildly wrong). In real life you don’t know exactly how many charisma points you have.

Obsession with character sheets comes from the misapprehension that the R in RPG stands for “roll” and not “role” imo.