NigelFrobisher

I always thought allowing someone called Ethelred the Unready to rule England was a clear unforced error.

He was checking them out at the airport last time, for signs of “mitochrondrial challenge”.

I would never have gone in a submarine called the Tragic anything.

I already have a computer I can talk to. I call it a useless sack of shit every day.

Most of it is Murdoch’s malign influence, in both countries. Citizens used to come out to attack fascist marches.

Ireland was Little Britain originally.

That rivalry is very much an “I don’t think about you at all” thing. Though the England-Germany rivalry is the same.

What happened next?

I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.

Engage N64 Kalimari Desert mode.

I would too. My foreskin is as big as the whole West Riding.

A cross between a ballerina and a bastard.