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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 minutes ago

I once called Nintendo as a kid when my DS hinge broke for no reason. I had it for under a year and there was info about a warranty. They told me that they had already fixed that defect and they would not cover it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Who remembers where they bought their game consoles? Did he give the address of a Best Buy off the top of his head?

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 minutes ago

To this day i know exactly where my first Gameboy color was bought. I even know the street name off the cuff, not the number tho.

Not as unlikely as you think i would say

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

How did a 12 to know ? How did the shopowners know that he wasn’t lying?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 48 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How the fuck did anon post from the future though?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 61 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Just America's stupid date format.

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

mm/dd/yy is a crime akin to min:sec:hour

[–] pogodem0n@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

There is min:sec:hour? I feel incredibly fortunate to have never interacted with it.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

It makes sense with spoken English. You say March 3rd not 3rd March. You could say 3rd of March, but it's a bit uncommon

I get the increased efficiency of ddmmyy in a number based format, but it's not hard to see how it evolved the other way from the language

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

I've been using yyyymmdd and was appalled when I found out the ones appaled by the American method uses ddmmyyyy. It doesn't even sort chronologicaly in alpha numeric ordering. Just why???

Edit: I just realized that ddmmyyyy looks like dummy and that's how I'm going to refer to it from now on.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 53 minutes ago

Oh boy, never look up big / little endian in computers

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

It's worse, the American standard is mm/dd/yyyy.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

thats nice dear