TransplantedSconie

joined 1 year ago
[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

Wish Version Iron Man:

"Really? Do you think its 2010 again?

This is the fuuuuuuttttuuurrreeee!!!"

snorts Ketamine and twirls out the door

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 226 points 5 months ago (25 children)

We can't even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Thanks, I misspelled his first name, too.

Didn't have my morning coffee and get fully woken up before that, lol

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

"The pursuit of technology exists to make human life easier and more pleasurable, but once such forces intrude upon the most intimate parts of our lives, we then forfeit our very soul."- Kevin Conway aka The Control Voice

The Outer Limits was fucking awesome!

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee -2 points 5 months ago

Things like this that make me wish we still had the pillory punishment.

Look at his smug little smile. He knows they are not going to do shit. The smile would fade quickly if he faced 6 hours locked up being pelted with rotting vegetables and fruit in 90° heat.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wild. Yeah, he was probably squirming more that normal, or the teacher heard the AI voice.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

What are the albums?

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you?

I think ShittyBeattlesFCPres is onto something. Let's find that out.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 136 points 5 months ago (74 children)

Fucking-A, Dave. At least Kurt never sold out.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

State Senator adjusts bifocals

"What the hell is a poop knife?"

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago

Incoming DMs from totally real babes asking thirsty incels for credit card numbers.

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (5 children)

That's what I'm getting at. The site itself was pure poison, but the logo, the term "tweet" was literally genius.

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