ZeroCool

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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 54 points 23 hours ago

The Prime Directives:

  1. "Serve the public trust"
  2. "Protect the innocent"
  3. "Uphold the law"
  4. [Classified]
[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sure, Marge, let's do it. Now show us how many rubles you've got.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, sorry for being snarky, but the Fediverse refers to all federated software. So, Fedia.io for example, is an MBin instance. Which is different than Lemmy and Mastodon but they can all interact with each other. They're all part of the overall Fediverse. So your comment was just kind of awkwardly phrased and redundant.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Which is both Fediverse and Mastodon.

Well… yeah.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

Hack the planet

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 77 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

[into mic] Burger Guy : Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Farva : Yeah, thanks.

Second Burger Guy : Roger, hold the spit.

Farva : Gimme a pie... apple.

Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.

Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

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Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

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Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.

Burger Guy : What?

Farva : A litre o' cola!

Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva : I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Burger Guy : I don't know what that is!

Farva : Litre is French for... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 month ago

That’s such a cool idea for a Halloween costume.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 month ago

It’s likely to just be some randos doing it for the lulz and IA was vulnerable for whatever reason. Book publishers have sadly been enjoying plenty of success in court against IA. They don’t need to get their hands dirty.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, I've see people speculating that it could be some corporate hit-job on behalf of book publishers, and I get it, that exotic possibility is attractive, but reality is usually much more mundane. It's likely to just be some randos doing it for the lulz and IA was vulnerable for whatever reason. Book publishers have sadly been enjoying plenty of success in court against IA. They don't need to get their hands dirty.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 months ago

"The other night I was watching this movie — I was watching this movie called Fright Night, Freak Night or some type of night but it was about vampires. I don’t know if you know but vampires are some cool people are they not? But let me tell you something that I found out: a werewolf can kill a vampire did you know that? I never knew that. So I don’t want to be a vampire anymore I wanna be a werewolf." - Herschel Walker, November 16th 2022

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

NC has a legitimate chance of going blue this cycle, and if that happens, it will be in no small part because of Mark Robinson. This guy is one of the worst candidates I've ever seen. Which is really saying a lot because the GOP have been running some absolute shitheads in the MAGA era.

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