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$2/a night? Okay Mr Moneybags, must be nice to be so rich!

Yes. And add microsoft to that category. Firefox will kill itself off.

Ford, the new Soviet spy vehicle. Why worry about big brother when you can own a Ford 4x4.

So basically the Russian government branch of Fox news.

Thanks maduro, now I can finally dress as an xmas tree for Halloween!!! Fucking idiot dictators.

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

And here I am using a modern Linux OS on a 15 year old desktop without any issues or nagging to log into an online account or to backup all my shit to some server, open to hackers, in windows world.

[raises hand] I know why. It's because Meta is a trash hole and lives to exploit people.

Now do one where elon is being pegged by Hillary while screaming "I love you Hillary, harder, harder, harderrrrr."

I did nazi see that coming.

Just redirect the sites he frequents to a gay quiz. https://www.allthetests.com/love-and-relationship-quizzes/what-is-my-sexuality/am-i-gay/quiz30/1348701542/the-100-accurate-gay-test

By 'some people', you mean 'all of us'. :)