don

joined 1 year ago
[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

Dude likes to party so much that he literally is the party.

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Whichever one you trust the most.

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, do it for your mental health, but it won’t do anything else now. That ship has sailed, been torpedoed, and is now chilling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Yep, that’s him!

[–] don@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Vatican: I can’t believe you’ve done that

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.

[–] don@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The sun is a deadly lazer

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Anon understands at most four, maaaybe five words of your sentence. The fewer the letters, the better. “With, sun, in, of, and it”, and even that is a legitimate struggle.

[–] don@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

The basic two-step human respiratory process completely baffles anon. He regularly forgets whether he should inhale or exhale. Anon is well known for tripping over stray dust particles.

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

They couldn’t keep their heads on fucking straight during the .com bubble, and here they are doing it all over again.

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