The ~~best~~ most effective kind of spanking is a crowded spanking. Really drives the point.
fraksken
Spitroasting is not quite bdsm, as fun as it might be...
They are part of nine eyes
Two speakers seems to be the most peaceful option
For which they will be able to offer subscriptions in a year or 2.
I believe zero motocycles offers some options, but they require you to use a cellphone as dashboard if I recall correctly
I'd go full on a motocycle if I found a good electrical one, got the loan for it, get a drivers license for it.
I'm in the market for an electric motocycle that can travel highway speeds and gave a span of at least 200 km for commuting.
Needs to be privacy friendly though. So no apps or accounts. Just a key and a simple dashboard.
Locus maps seemed interesting to me. I was surprised it was not available on F-droid. I found it on the Aurora store though. Contains ads and 4 trackers (google and facebook). Google play services is a dependency.
I'll stick with osmand.
While I like to cycle, I also like to go places. Where I live, some places are just too far to get to by bike (I don't have a shower at work and 70km one way is a decent ride).
To me a car provides a considerable amount of freedom. A bike provides me a different kind of freedom.
This is not the first time you have contemplated this, now have you?