jaybone

This happened in fairytale land.

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

Someone else’s mom.

Served rare

Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

This thread is like getting hit in the head with a can of beans.

I remember when Obama promised us that. Good times.

Yeah, it never occurred to anyone ever to stick their tongues in each others mouths until it was documented in ancient India.

lol this is how it helps you with your homework? You ask it the question, then you list the multiple choice answers. Then it tells you the answer?? Lmfao oh god, we’re fucked.

Yeah once the mainstream media started picking up Reddit stories, that’s when Reddit started going to shit.