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[–] neo@lemy.lol 19 points 5 months ago

Poor Quagmire, Peter can really be an asshole!

[–] neo@lemy.lol 40 points 5 months ago

Pretty cool move. If I come across one of his games that interests me, I'll gladly buy it.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 67 points 5 months ago

No, no. You see, Recall runs locally. It's "edge computing". Which would imply to me that it runs on my router...? Anyway, it's not the cloud, it's edge and AI and surely super cyber, too (whatever that means). My point is, I could give you many more buzzwords, so don't worry. You won't need Wireshark ever again, just ask the AI if your network is secured. 👍

[–] neo@lemy.lol 20 points 5 months ago

Kind of yes. Wikipedia says: Basic Combat Training.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Are you seriously ill, but don't want to leave a ton of medical debts to your family?

Then donate your brain tissue to BrainCloud™! Instead of costing your family a lot of money, you might make them Millionaires* and also reduce CO2 emissions of world leading AI applications! Leaving a better world for our children!
And who knows, maybe you will even enjoy thinking about chat bot responses in weird nightmarish ways for the rest of what might seem like an eternity.

~*We offer a donation compensation of up to $1.000.000. Actual rates depend on brain capabilities, size and constitution. Payouts are determined by our quality assurance team. Payouts are not guaranteed. In cases of brain tissue with insufficient quality, compensational fees for testing, lab work, and services may be charged to the donor's family.~

[–] neo@lemy.lol 27 points 5 months ago (5 children)

But why? Did Intel make a deal with the board manufacturers? Is this tradition from the days when they build boards themselves?

I thought they just didn't care and wanted as little restrictions for their chip design as possible, but if this actually works without drawbacks, that theory is out the window.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 4 points 5 months ago

So 50% success rate! I can pull 10 pp slides from that, asking for more resources to do more AI!
Now, where's MY COKE!?

[–] neo@lemy.lol 17 points 5 months ago

I can see an infinite number of meetings with management figures and/or investors asking:

"Everyone in tech is talking about AI and we are tech, hightech even so, are we not? So, what do we / what does your department do with AI?"

It's like millions of voices silently crying out in pain.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So, if you write for those outlets, you are training your replacement?

[–] neo@lemy.lol 15 points 5 months ago

A fuck savant - that could be a porn movie from the 70s

[–] neo@lemy.lol 16 points 5 months ago

"I want my damages covered, your Honour."

"I see, so what are your damages?"

"Well, how much do you think I can get?"

"Are you driving a car right now?"

Or the reporting is just bad, as you said.

[–] neo@lemy.lol 20 points 5 months ago

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