Truth.
otter
joined 2 years ago
Arm? It's bigger than a baby.
Hol'up. When were bananas invented, then?
Fuck that guy. He's a gargantuan dick.
I truly believed it was gonna be about illegal rooster flights, but I guess he gets that a lot after the big reveal.
Oh. Uh.. oh. Yeah, no.
Any bigger and he'd need a thorny crown to go with that cross he's bearin'. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don't get Judas'ed by your own dick, y'all.
FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It's their whole thing.
At that size, it better be paying the bills.
Keeps?! How? They didn't cover that in Sex Ed. 😶
Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?
Not the "ummakshually" you thought it'd be.