otter

joined 2 years ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Not the "ummakshually" you thought it'd be.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Arm? It's bigger than a baby.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Hol'up. When were bananas invented, then?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Deep cuts. 🤌🏻

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Fuck that guy. He's a gargantuan dick.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I truly believed it was gonna be about illegal rooster flights, but I guess he gets that a lot after the big reveal.

Oh. Uh.. oh. Yeah, no.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Any bigger and he'd need a thorny crown to go with that cross he's bearin'. Poor bastard. Betrayed by one of his closest friends. PSA: Don't get Judas'ed by your own dick, y'all.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It's their whole thing.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

At that size, it better be paying the bills.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Keeps?! How? They didn't cover that in Sex Ed. 😶

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?

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