otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

False. Stop regurging the bullshit.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Just imagine if you were 6ft! The horror!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Avoiding being forced to buy a minivan, I see. Clever you. 🤌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago

Wait. There are people out there who still think "popular awards" are inclusive of their collective opinion? 🙃

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

The signal to noise ratio on that network has gotta be insane.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

So, the other type gets 7 cups, then? That seems off.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you looked at the porn industry?

sweeping gesture

I mean, FFS, sex is everywhere. 🤌🏼

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Sure. That's where the money is. Yup.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Heh. Also what Spock said while "training".

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, that argument is shit wrapped in a candy shell. Too many people'll swallow it without so much as a blink. 🥲

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's because of upstanding pirates like yourself that the rest of us can plunder at whim. Thank you for your ~~service~~ ratio. 🙇🏼‍♂️🏴‍☠️

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Um. Hydrogen peroxide would clean the wound and, presumably with said volume, also irrigate it pretty effectively, so...

edit: the two fucknuggets downvoting facts... ah, reddit leakage like Olestra.

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