otter

joined 2 years ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Fun fact: one of the earliest cell divisions after mammalian conception are the two sphincters that become the mouth and anus, with the latter being the first to generate. We're all assholes in the beginning. Some of us grow out of that.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 weeks ago

Silly zombie in a toga spent the whole time looking for the wheel. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So... Planting them beforehand would have to happen by when, exactly?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He had a lot on his mind.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that Matt & Marisha?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

Each one sounds like he lost his train of thought mid-utterance, distantly heard himself finish the "nickname", and is too much of a wuss to not double down & own it, every time.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 weeks ago

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL asbestos' kryptonite is jet fuel.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I... feel like I'm there. Thank you. Now, I don't have to actually go. πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜…

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Press 88 for US gubmnt

FTFY

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

It's been that way since ~TTW, NGL.

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