otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If this is a serious question... There is an infinitesimal chance of puncturing a vessel of that size while underneath it to plunder its hold's contents via the same hole — especially at the aforementioned tech level of the time.

Even if you could avoid detection in the process of completing the hole, anyone sent through to retrieve the loot would be crushed in transit and arrive aboard as some variation of a frothed bio jam — with or without the membrane that otherwise held them more or less together up until that point in their presumably harebrained life.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago (6 children)

That's...

That's not how buoyancy works at all. 😅

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 5 days ago (13 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Don't spread FUD. Educate, instead.

We gain nothing by promoting fear in a mask of "caution".

Teach others how to be confidently aware. Hopefully that'll inspire them to share this newfound knowledge with others, and properly. 🙇🏼‍♂️

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

With more fingers than a Chili's happy hour. 🤢

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Democracy™

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Try the bait & switch, instead, and then "somehow" be right there with the actual solution when theirs* butters into flames. 😜

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That is also true, considering he was an infamous patent troll of his time. Fuckin' killed our boy Nikolai, by proxy, and now the ass-clown is named as the inventor of all manner of things he stole from other, more capable innovators. Fuck him sideways with a Faraday pineapple.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

That was Hitler's Wednesday afternoon routine and why it's still known as Hump Day, IIRC.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Above all of this should be the glaringly historical fact that Hollywood was literally founded to escape lawyers for European film groups trying to bring those founders-to-be to justice for their, well, piracy of said films... 🤷🏼‍♂️ I mean, if anyone should deserve an ol' fashioned legal rogering, it's those hypocritical backbirths.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Two words: Earthworm Jim.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

FWIW: I highly recommend The Neverhood and a its encore, Skullmonkeys by Doug TenNapel. 🤘🏼🤓 (Both also available for PC, btw.)

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