proctonaut

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Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Yea I need a drink

Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Uhhh 6? Ish?

Ukrainian drones now spray 4,000° F thermite streams right into Russian trenches in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (4 children)

That's a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Fresno homeowner starts fire trying to kill spider in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Spider probably torched the house and framed the owner

An ad that would work on me in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.