quick_snail

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GOP Oversight Member Suggests Smithsonian Hiding Bones of Giants in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh. It's not a metaphor?

Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Thanks. Those both load fine

Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Article doesn't load. It's just a blank page

Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Is that flacid or erect length?

Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long

Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nypost is not a credible source. Please don't link to it

Korean Starbucks bans desktop PCs, printers, and office partitions — power strips also forbidden in crackdown on industrious customers in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Awww, I can't mine crypto while I drink my $30 coffee? That's not fair!