tegs_terry

joined 1 year ago

Orange juice makers consider using alternative fruit as prices skyrocket in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's raspberry jam all over again!

"Maybe This is Too Cool" - After years of layoffs and pay/resource freezes, Amazon execs treat themselves to a private Foo Fighters concert worth millions in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago

I want this sushi dinner to be the tits, Charlie!

JK Rowling slammed for asking if she can be Black if she likes “Motown & fancy myself in cornrows” in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 7 points 6 months ago (4 children)

What are the rules?

'Real men wear diapers': Trump supporters wear nappies in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk -1 points 6 months ago

Yes, that's the joke, well done

Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago

Gotta make sure I don't bang the same hoor, Chaalie!

British passengers on Turkey flight drink the plane dry in under half an hour in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 20 points 7 months ago

The Lads Beat Boggs

Louisiana lawmakers vote to remove lunch breaks for child workers, cut unemployment benefits in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 10 points 7 months ago

Clown evil

'Devs are getting ground up as collateral damage': Fallout: New Vegas lead says burnout has replaced crunch as 'the primary hazard of the game industry' in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You know nothing of the crunch. You've never even been to the crunch!

Microsoft's draconian Windows 11 restrictions will send an estimated 240 million PCs to the landfill when Windows 10 hits end of life in 2025 in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk -1 points 8 months ago

How is he 'gaslighting' people, exactly? What's your understanding of that word?

Actor at Willy Wonka Disaster Says Even the Script Was AI-Generated in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dennis uses it to play a sexy Wonka, Dee gets attacked for use of 'orange face', Mac has a nightmare experience in the haunted tunnel, and Charlie and Frank accidentally end up cooking meth for kids.

Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 2 points 8 months ago

Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

Oh by the way I was being sarcastic

Homer Simpson

Fox News Segment Backfires When Psychic Predicts ‘Sense of Loss’ for Trump in 2024 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 23 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Isn't it technically 'light entertainment' or some shit so legally it's not obliged to report any facts?