thefartographer

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Something something motherfucking plane

FTFY

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago

I was thinking about exactly this earlier today: progressives are progressive because they take their direction from studies, experts, and observations. Conservatives are regressive because they invent studies, buy experts, and only observe anything that serves their confirmation bias.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-how-conservatism-won-164063362/

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 5 months ago

As a born and raised Texan, I find zero flaws in your logic. Then again, if all of you non-Texan foreigners would just obey our laws and ideals, about 60% of Texas would return to the ocean. Glub glub y'all

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Also, considering that they need access to freeze things inside of you quickly enough, such as your brain, I think most subjects would prefer that they were dead first.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

If someone can go outside wearing nothing but a buttplug, then there is some president.

President is the person who runs the organization or country. Precedent is the thing where an action is preceded by a similar recognized action.

But I really like the idea that someone goes out on a brisk day with their asshole whistling in the breeze because it's held open with a ring. Then, out of nowhere, the leader of the country gets mixed up in the whole mess.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second... Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform of unchecked greed?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 53 points 6 months ago

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?!

upvote

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can identify with that entire statement except for the last sentence. Hell, I'll accept "cuz it's Tuesday" as a valid reason for piracy.

My generation paid a lot for the type of shit that many of y'all take for granted and I think that's fucking fantastic. In fact, let's face it: my generation paid more than enough. Y'all should be stealing everything isn't already given for free by the corporations. If the BaCk iN my DaY squawkers wanna keep paying the poor innocent execs, then fine.

For everyone else, if it ain't nailed down or owned, take it. And if someone hoarded more than they could use in 10 lifetimes, eat them and then take everything. We should never forget what's been taken from us and it's pretty much your duty now to take it all back.

This isn't thievery, this is the fucking bill coming due.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Cuz, for some reason, he folds it in half before inserting it

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Better than their previous name: the Constanti-No-Bulls

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