thefartographer

Don't say "no" just because it hasn't worked yet!

Be bold! Be daring!

Stomp on a CEO's crotch!

Define "unqualified."

Like, unqualified to even build a see-saw for a public playground? Agreed

Unqualified to work for Boeing? Highly debatable at this point

Can we please instate a corporate death penalty? And some sort of persona non grata for executives who contributed to the condemnable behavior?

Also, new rule: if the sum of pay and benefits for a company's C-suite and stock buybacks is greater than the sum of the pay for your non-contractor employees then all the stocks bought back must be transferred to your employees and contractors.

I tend to go around wiping holes in the ground

hell you might even run into an acorn

I'm hit! I'm hit! *Does a barrel roll*

Yeah. It took a long fucking time to heal, but she's alright now.

And I know San Antonio like the back of my anus. You name any part of town and I'll tell you a time I got lost trying to get there

Then it lays its eggs in your ear

Hey! So, the outskirts of San Antonio where I used to live definitely had a wildlife problem but most of the hogs here are more interested in garbage and farm fowl than attacking humans. We do have issues with foxes, coyotes, and mountain lions though.

This area from the article is an older part of San Antonio with pretty high crime levels. This is the area where you'd be more likely to feel the need to carry a gun to take out the garbage, but only because other people are carrying guns to take out the garbage.

Where I live now, we used to get somewhat frequent gunshots back when there was a party-house nearby, now it's much more seldom and sounds less... aggressive? When that happens, I just load up the shotgun and wait for about 30 minutes or so (or until the police arrive, if they even bother to come out) to make sure no one is coming into my house to harm me or my family. I'm all for hosting people, as long as they don't try to hurt me or the people I love. (If they come in to rob or steal, they probably need it more than I do, plus that's what insurance is for. No need to go blasting people over something as fleeting as stuff)

Funnily enough, my shotgun was my grandfather's that he used in his oilfields for snakes. I've never shot anything living with it and the worst snake I've seen at my house is a rat snake. My sister, on the other hand, got bit by a water moccasin when she lived out by you.

Houston doesn't fuck around with their wildlife.

You should put a motion sensor near your coffee maker. Just make sure the alarm is always within earshot

Vance would want to do it with it

The best part of waking up is Covfefe in hamberders

Anyone else?