A father walks in on his son masturbating and says "if you keep that up, you're going to go blind." The son responds "I'm over here, Dad."
thefartographer
joined 2 years ago
they could overload the input neurons with a ton of stimulus
"Do you smell smoke??"
"Yes, I just got a text message. Phone calls taste like bananas"
Just like how I bought a toilet for Ian Peter Freely
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUILD IT, DAMNIT!
I don't know what community I thought I was in, but I thought this was gonna be some joke story about Jar Jar Binks running a police force. Those cops need to fix the spacing for "Mesa"
At least 3 but probably 6. Anyone who tells you 8 is a liar.
We should offer to help them stand with him in solidarity, so to speak
For Devo's 40th anniversary album, Vice published a great article about them being the most misunderstood band of all time. Calling Devo a one-hit-wonder is a sign of ignorance shared with the majority of society. I probably would have thought the same before reading that article
Too much. And most of it is bad...
I hope their upper management is eaten before the end of the week
I was gonna ask about the loving Hezbollah patriots, too