thefartographer

joined 1 year ago
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

No, that can't be it. It must be something much less intuitive.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Sounds like my old Ulefone! I once dropped it while getting out of my car and it put a 1.5" diameter dent in the door frame.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Germans will be furious

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

a big head smash

"Yeah, I'm worried about my friend's personality shift. He doesn't want to breathe and have a round head like he used to love doing."

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You are an incredibly sensitive person, but that comment did not inspire joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago

100

Dollars

PERCEEEEENT!!!!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Oh gosh, I'm not sure I could even sift my way through that much toxic masculinity and confidently-incorrect content to even derive a coherent tldr. I guess that everyone is wrong and this 16-year-old post now only serves as a mile marker on the unfortunate decline of online courtesy?

You're better off just watching the video linked by @fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (5 children)

That full body workout took me days to read the last time. I felt like I was watching an epic soap opera and was trying to track all the characters until I realized that they all just needed to hug and communicate better

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

Wow, that's a great fucking read!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Getting strapped to the floor of a Dragon sounds like a great plot for a space thriller

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