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[–] don@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Anon is a complete fucking idiot for not simply walking into a random Filipino’s house and politely asking for some homemade Filipino food. Idiot anon goes to the McD’s of the Philippines, and calls it a day. Filipinos have many insanely tasty dishes, and dumbfuck anon chooses garbage. Dinuguan (AKA chocolate meat) is my absolute favorite.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

IUm, dinuguan is blood soup (root word is literally blood). I like it, but it has a pretty niche appeal, and you'll be hard pressed to find someone that'll serve it to a westerner.

But yeah, do yourself a favor and find a "carinderia" (or karinderya, depending on region) which roughly translates to "cafeteria" but is usually run by a sweet lady making as close as you'll get to homemade cooking. Some dishes to try:

  • bicol express - spicy dish with coconut and pork
  • tokwa't baboy - literally tofu and pork
  • adobo - classic chicken dish

Or branch out! It works kind of like Panda Express where you point to the dish(es) you want (called ulam) and they'll add rice (I recommend asking for extra). It's cheaper than any fast food chain and way better.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

Just don't go to the Karenderia. It's run by a white woman that thinks she knows what she is doing, and wishes to speak to your manager.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

find a "carinderia" (or karinderya, depending on region) which roughly translates to "cafeteria" but is usually run by a sweet lady making as close as you'll get to homemade cooking.

This sounds awesome! Wish we had places like this in the States

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Dominican places in Brooklyn can be like this. Awesome and cheap.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago

The concept is becoming more popular I'm the US I think. I just found out a bunch of Puerto Rican ladies essentially run a similar concept near me recently.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Panda express is as corpo and soulless as every other fast food restaurant.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 18 hours ago

Story is definitely real, so good on you for keeping it

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yup. It's like people who go to Starbucks when they tour Asia. removed, you're on vacation, go see something new.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, it's definitely valid to get fast food abroad, even if you have it at home. Sometimes they have wildly different things that you can't get at home, or in the case of Jollibee, it's straight up not available at home (unless home is LA). You should probably sample the more wholesome local cuisine too of course, but it's perfectly alright stop at a Burger King in Tokyo to try the new Garlic Hokkaido burger or whatever, if that's your jam. Let people enjoy things.

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

There's jollibees in most major us cities now.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Not... Really. I didn't realize how much they've expanded as they're definitely in more than just LA now, so I was wrong there, but they only have locations in 14 states. There's major cities in way more than 14 states.

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 28 points 23 hours ago

removed

Imagine using an instance that censors 'bitch'

[–] clickyello@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I've had this name since 2013 :p

[–] clickyello@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

fair enough haha, is there an active 07scape community? I only know of one and it's 90% updates shared by the mod, one of the few things I miss from reddit

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)
[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Bitch", I assume. Fits the context, and I think it's on lemmy.ml's forbidden word list.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

What a bitch-ass move.

[–] f314@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I’m not sure whether I’m more mad about the fact that they censor the word “bitch” or that they didn’t use [redacted] as the replacement..

I might hang out at the SCP wiki a bit too much