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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 111 points 4 days ago (5 children)

What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 88 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] LolaCat@lemmy.ca 124 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why would you have a framed picture of a mirror, that'd just be weird.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Americans are weird

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

No, it's a framed picture of a fan

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

Why is the mirror non-reflective and shaped like a fan? Seems like an odd design choice.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Right, but why do they have a framed picture of a fan on the opposite wall from the mirror?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Somehow I can tell it it's a room in a USian or canadian house, not sure why exactly though. Maybe it's the closets, door styles, the carpet, or how they paint their walls. Windows, outlets and door knobs are a dead giveaway.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

US: pastel colours, gaudy ceiling furniture, furniture the colour of the walls, tacky metal frames sprayed with gold, needless 6-panelled doors, walk-in closet.

If this was UK: white walls + cheap spotlights that point nowhere, wood-coloured furniture, tacky metal frames but thinner and black, smaller doors with stupid handles, no closet.

If this was Germany: white walls + no ceiling fixtures, cheap but wooden furniture, tacky metal frames but strong for some reason, clearly framed doors, wide light switches for household pets, no closet.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

UK here. We use magnolia for every wall, thank you very much

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

It's a particular shade of paint. It's widespread enough in the UK that multiple brands do their own version of Magnolia. It's often what's used when people don't want to have to decide what colour to paint, or in council housing, and it's increasingly common in private rentals.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

White with a hint of slumlord

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you can't answer the question, then the criteria for citizenship is highly dubious

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not a Brit, so why would I know what magnolia is? All we're required to know is eggshell.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the unpainted walls because why bother if you can't afford it and your landlord will soft-evict you by doubling rent in a year?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's definitely painted, otherwise you'd see the ~~cardboard~~ drywall, maybe it's the choice of colour.

It looks original from the builders.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I don't think there are other countries with ceiling fans?

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fair, so either US or Liechtenstein. 😄

[–] heartbreaker@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Saw them in Syria, Lebanon, Turkey and Iran. Prob any really hot country has them.

[–] dunz@feddit.nu 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I had one in my first apartment, in Sweden, but I had one of those really high beds you can keep a desk under, so I had to watch my head when climbing down.

And also watch my head when standing up from the desk. But hey, I had both a desk, an armchair and a bed!

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm in Aus and we have ceiling fans

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

No you fuckin don't mate.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Get a load of this guy pretending Australia is real

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

We have them in Japan, but they're mostly at businesses. That's slowly changing for homeowners, but not as much for renters (due to rules about modifying things).

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The ceiling fan makes it likely. They're far more common here.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are they? You'd think it'd be having an air conditioner

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Often it's both!

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 1 points 3 days ago

There was r/scienceofdeduction@reddit.com that basically tries to find as much information about the person just from a photo. I once found an exact window location to the room where the picture was taken. You would be suprised how much information can be extracted from one picture.