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Under Trump, a New Focus for a Birth Control Program: Helping Women Get Pregnant (www.nytimes.com)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hitler had a similiar program.

I'm fully expecting them to introduce "Trump Youth Programs".

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What will they call it? "Young MAGA"? Or just rip off straight from South Park and go with "Lil' Q-uties"?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want them to be called the "Make America Great Again Youth", but I'm not sure if the acronym would offend the correct group.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

"MYAGA"? Make Young Americans Great Again?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago

My guess is Young Americans. Nobody in US could complain about that without getting lynched.