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The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it
Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate
it fucked his gut biome though, that much water coming in pressurised and without treatment is fucked
Wait, does this mean bidet usage straight up destroys your gut biome over time?!
If the bidet is pushing the water into your colon you either need to use lower pressure or do some butthole exercises to seal that fucker up.
...how high are you setting the pressure on that thing?
Pressure washer, get it right up in there to clean it out.
My experience with pressure washers has always been splattery. I would not voluntarily choose a splattery bidet experience.
Uhhh... max, so about 80 PSI? Is that too much?
If you have to worry about it getting in you and disturbing your gut biome, hell yes. That thing is for external use only.
Alright, definitely gonna lower pressure then. Sadly I no longer feel as "clean".
As additional pressure until the water runs red.
About 60–70 psi, what about it?
No, it hits the surface, it won't reach your guts, you would need the nozzle stuck up your ass for that
Where do you put the nozzle?
Not sure if we are mixing bidets with anal douching here? A bidet is not intended for internal use.
Don't think that's in your colon.
I'm curious if this could lead to water poisoning, but I'm unsure what search prompt to use nor unwilling to commit that to my search history.
Water intoxication