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'Breaking Bad' Star Raymond Cruz Arrested For Spraying a Neighbor with Hose (www.tmz.com)

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Looks like Tuco finally met his match!

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Think about the reaction you can get spraying people with water. They’ll cry out, close their eyes, shield their faces and run away.

I don’t know if you can call it “battery” which is often what people mistakenly expect from a definition of assault. It’s assault if you run up to someone with your fist pulled back like you’re going to punch them. It’s battery when you punch them.