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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 79 points 4 days ago (4 children)

There isn't even an actual gun range; just an empty field people are known shoot guns at. And the outrage seems misplaced that the baseball diamond should be shutdown instead of shutting down dipshits firing guns in the field next to it.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you're shooting a gun you are responsible for where the bullets end up.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Unless you're Dick Cheney, and then the guy who caught the buckshot in his face will apologize for getting his face in the way of your shotgun.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, which amendment protects the right to BASEBALL?

HAH! Got you there, Commie! Guns win AGAIN!

[–] propofool@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Listed in maps as a shooting range... For the Katy police department...

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

Police training drills are getting too realistic.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 3 days ago

Fuck The Police!

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shooting is America's real pastime after all.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I mean I have to give them this one, have you seen a game of baseball?