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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released
(www.dailystar.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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My aunt is basically a crazy evangelical, and yes, she thinks we are living in the end times, and wants to usher in the end times faster so she can get to heaven. Its batshit insane.
It's mental illness is what it is.
All religion is mental illness, it's just so common it isn't politically correct to tell that truth about it.
Bud, my entire family says this every time I talk to them. Which is rare, thankfully.
Kooky shit.
I can suggest a way she can get to heaven more quickly.