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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait people were taking the rapture seriously

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My aunt is basically a crazy evangelical, and yes, she thinks we are living in the end times, and wants to usher in the end times faster so she can get to heaven. Its batshit insane.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's mental illness is what it is.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 0 points 1 day ago

All religion is mental illness, it's just so common it isn't politically correct to tell that truth about it.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago

Bud, my entire family says this every time I talk to them. Which is rare, thankfully.

Kooky shit.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 0 points 20 hours ago

I can suggest a way she can get to heaven more quickly.