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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 18 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

My favourite part of my day is sipping my morning cup, sitting in the back yard and listening to the birds.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I love doing this. I sit in the back yard with my morning coffee and talk to my chickens. I look forward to it every morning.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

What do the chickens have to say?