It also keeps me out of jail.
I'm far less likely to slap the shit out of someone once I'm caffeinated.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2025
89 points (95.9% liked)
Not The Onion
18183 readers
1824 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Oh well that explains a lot. I never had coffee
My favourite part of my day is sipping my morning cup, sitting in the back yard and listening to the birds.
I love doing this. I sit in the back yard with my morning coffee and talk to my chickens. I look forward to it every morning.
Science concludes cocaine does make me more social.
*the first few times you do it.
~~I just wanted to see the methodology for how the study was done, and I am now wondering how the media came to the conclusion that drinking coffee makes you happier based on the study's conclusion, when it is about cardiovascular mortality rates. The study itself makes no mention of happiness or mood.~~
I clicked into the wrong study. That's why 🤦♂️
No! Science! $$$
Not me cause I chug the whole thing piping hot. Really burns up my mouth but what can you do?
Wait for it to cool down so you can taste it when you chug the whole thing luke warm.
Drink iced coffee?
You do you, but FUCK that website
I’d rather not fuck an entire website, but if I have to…
unzips pants
How many of the participants had IBD or IBS?
Don't worry about that. Look over there!