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[–] ChojinDSL@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 9 months ago (4 children)

(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I bet it isn't hydrofluoric acid spill proof

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I drink a cocktail of HCl, fentanyl and bleach everyday. Can personally confirm.

Please don't spill HF anywhere that isn't specifically designed for it.

[–] Sallp@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just need a different liquid.

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let's call it a day shall we?

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kidding aside, the M series is incredible with how cool and queit it is. It’s a laptop you can actually put on your lap.

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Yes it still gets warm fairly often for me, but not first degree burn warm

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah it’s pretty clear Apple took their knowledge of building mobile processors since the A6, which is really the first iPhone processor they made in house. Then they probably poached a bunch of people from intel or amd and grabbed a few of their PowerPC vets and here we are. Love or hate Apple, the M series is great for processor competition because it is a great processor line

[–] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

That's what this picture was advertising.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nothing an "accidental" fall can't solve

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.

I mean I am IT, but still.

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago

The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.