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[–] ChojinDSL@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet it isn't hydrofluoric acid spill proof

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

I drink a cocktail of HCl, fentanyl and bleach everyday. Can personally confirm.

Please don't spill HF anywhere that isn't specifically designed for it.

[–] Sallp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just need a different liquid.

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LoveSausage@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let's call it a day shall we?

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kidding aside, the M series is incredible with how cool and queit it is. It’s a laptop you can actually put on your lap.

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yes it still gets warm fairly often for me, but not first degree burn warm

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah it’s pretty clear Apple took their knowledge of building mobile processors since the A6, which is really the first iPhone processor they made in house. Then they probably poached a bunch of people from intel or amd and grabbed a few of their PowerPC vets and here we are. Love or hate Apple, the M series is great for processor competition because it is a great processor line

[–] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's what this picture was advertising.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing an "accidental" fall can't solve

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.

I mean I am IT, but still.

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.