You can tell it's an old stock photo by the ratio of the monitor.
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And internet explorer
And windows vista
And Vista task bar
I had better MS Paint skills with Windows XP on a Pentium 4 256MB RAM machine.
my ThinkPad™ literally has gutters built into the keyboard to direct spilled liquids away from the circuitry. it also boots after i hit it with a hammer
You know it comes with a power button that will also switch it on for you? /s
(un)fortunately, my thinkpad has a spillproof keyboard.
I bet it isn't hydrofluoric acid spill proof
Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life
I drink a cocktail of HCl, fentanyl and bleach everyday. Can personally confirm.
Please don't spill HF anywhere that isn't specifically designed for it.
Just need a different liquid.
And a lighter
Hey boss , I worked so fast the computer overheated. Let's call it a day shall we?
Probably not a valid excuse with M series macbooks :(
That's what this picture was advertising.
Nothing an "accidental" fall can't solve
I'm just imagining having a bad day at work and then pushing my PC off my desk at noon on a Friday, calling IT and punching out.
I mean I am IT, but still.
The world of networking is full of accidents waiting to happen.
What if i have a Thinkpad X220?
Have you ever read that Wikipedia article, Timeline of the Far Future? "Median half-life of the ThinkPad X220" is listed between "The Sun reaches the top of the red-giant branch of the Hertzsprung–Russell diagram" and "the Moon spirals below Earth's Roche limit, breaking into a ring of debris".
Fret not, dear User! For I as the IT admin will happily pour water directly into the parts that matter.
When people mention watercooling is this what they mean
By pouring water over a laptop that's been forgotten in a corner of the basement for 20 years?
Anyone know if this actually does anything to modern laptops? I can't think of a single computer I've used that didn't have drainage in the keyboard.
Do you exclusively use Thinkpads?
I guess so. Macbooks brick if the air has too much moisture. This guy has never seen a MacBook then
I have a Thinkpad and some weird ass dell or something but IIRC they have some holes with a water drop shape embossed nearby. The rest are desktop keyboards.
What? How old are you?