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can europe offer refugee status to people that don't want to live in the US anymore?
Yes. Let's trade!
NO, they deserve to live there
No 🙂↔️
listen, it works out for both of us. I get a country that values human lives and privacy a little more than my current one, and you get some good mexican food. you ever had a taco before? it's gonna change your entire world.
We don't need tacos, we have tacos at home.
The tacos at home:
I would eat it but that ain't a taco
Deal 🤝
Is there anything tacos can't solve??
IBS.
Medicinal tacos, check mate.
We have Mexicans and taco trucks too.
And I can cook, so looks like you have nothing to offer.
The best thing you can do is give back the land you stole from Mexico.
You don't even need to move if you're in the south.
When the nazis invaded our countries, we didn't just move...
(source: Imperial War Museums)
read until the end of the quote
Who am I kidding, laconic phrases won't work here...
You're acting deliberately obtuse. Millions of people fled from the war, also known as "moving", to reference your original comment.
I'M the obtuse one? You're acting like fleeing from your bombed home, is the same as choosing to move away from idiocy...
"refugee and migrant is the same thing"...
Leaving before the rush?
there's a lot more wrong with the US than just the nazis in power.
Fair point.
True, quite a lot of you welcome them with open arms instead. 🤮
Those people are buried in an unmarked grave pretty close to where I live.
here is a danish wiki article