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Anon doesn't like the doors (lemmy.ml)
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[–] glimse@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like they'd say their favorite genre is "anime soundtracks"

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

To be fair, there ARE great anime soundtracks out there. They get actual bands/musicians to make them. But yes, anon probably has shit taste in music.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Ther's Yoko Kano, Nujabes, Tsuneo Imahori... people like that...

... and then theres 192 bpm J-Pop song #4838573.

And then of course there's Jojo, where... basically half or more of the characters just are named after, or a pun on classic rock bands or songs.

Whole wide spectrum out there, but there certainly is a lot of formulaic slop.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The problem with anime soundtracks is they get me excited about the source band, only to find out they don’t have any other music like it.

Had the same problem with the Blade Runner soundtrack.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I definitely agree (RIP Nujabes)

More of a joke about someone calling "anime soundtracks" a genre because they're musically uncultured. I don't even like The Doors lol

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Probably just a soundtrack of assorted hentai moans.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't believe people are still disparaging gooncore as a genre in 2025 :^(

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The mosh pits are too sticky.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My favorite comment of 2025.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That could seriously fuck though, if arranged right.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if cartoon vaginas are the only ones you’ve seen.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dude. Audio. I have actually heard music that was all sampled moans. It was really good.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

White Zombie did it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I stand by my statement.