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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago

Well, obviously.