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Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.
That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.
Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?
Well, obviously.
If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.
Literally any word can be replaced with fanny and it will still make sense. Example: fanny fanny fanny in my fanny over the fanny .