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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 28 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

fanny is pussy in the UK and Aus.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Missing from the greentext: anon is a trans man trapped on TERF island.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

If it's so fanny, why's nobody laughing?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

You got me laughing ya damn fool

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know it's not real because the web address is pornbruv.uk instead of pornbruv.co.uk

[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aschttuaaalllyyy.... .uk allows registrations directly on .uk without the stupid .co.uk, they started that in ~2014.

However .co is more common, also if it was a goverment site it wouldn't use .co (company) anyway and instead .gov.uk.

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ackhually, it's "commercial", not "company" 🙃

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Ackshually it's "advert", not "commercial", innit.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

AscktchsPHFTually it's "advertisement", not "advert", ma'e

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 113 points 1 day ago (2 children)

you can tell they're not actually British because in Britain people who have "willies" do not have "fannies"

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Penis preserving vaginoplasty is a thing. I don't think it's at all common but it is a thing

Yeah, but if you got one of those there's no fucking reason you'd wanna go to ingerland

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Considering that the peen is propped up by the part that continues inside the taint, either the dick anatomy and functionality isn't quite entirely preserved, or the vagina would have to be plasted above the dick. 🤔

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think it just uses the canal that's already there if you don't opt for zero-depth. Not sure how functional the vagina is though, but iirc the penis functionality is usually preserved.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Considering the extent of corpus spongiosum, part of the root of the penis, I don't see how you could shove it aside and put a hole and the vulva in there. Except if it's some kinda microvagina.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Two words: inguinal canal.

Though that would still be awkward, as it would mean the new vagina’s off to the side instead of in the middle.

Not saying it’s for sure how it’s done (I have no idea on that), just that I think that’s the “canal” OP is referencing.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Fuck me in the passage in the anterior abdominal wall, daddy.

(Also, some of the photos on the matter resemble Giger's paintings a bit too much.)

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Do the balls just gone on either side of that then? Or do they push it out of the way?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure what kind of anatomy you have where the balls are in the pathway of the dick.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Just normal anatomy. Just frequently put the balls into their storage space above.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The balls pocket isn't on my anatomy atlas.

Originally it would have been an ovaries pocket, I suppose? But repurposing it is nice.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Mmm, I would not recommend using that word when talking about real people

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they mean a strap-on and OP is, in fact, a woman?

Fake: the penis is plastic Gay: OP is a lesbian woman

[–] towerful@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago

Illegal: the strap on is unlicense

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was believable until the dude said "stabbed me in the fanny." It does not mean what it means over here.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s pretty presumptive of you. Some blokes have a fanny.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would he be that concerned over a willy check if he did, though?

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

If they are checking for willies and he doesn’t have one, he should really have his V80085 exception forms up to date.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 12 points 1 day ago

Well, obviously.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Whatever. I was never going to have enough clubcard points to buy a house anyway.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

stabbed me and called me a fanny

Would have been better

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fun fact, there was no riding, she spurned his advances

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

The most disgustingly British thing I've ever seen