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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

The US made, in its dr. strangelove years, 2100 "davey crocket" backpacks that were 51lbs. The suicide vest is an arab insurgent tool, and meant to be much more discrete.

Iran is pretty good at missiles, and 4 weeks ago, and for last 30 years, was supposedly 2 weeks away from a nuke, as well as having a thing against Israel.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

A backpack device is BIG. It could not be concealed like a suicide vest. It also requires nuclear materials (plutonium) and a specialty implosion design and triggers Iran does not have.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

An Atomic Demolition Munition was nearly the size of a 55-gallon drum and came in two(?) pieces -- the weapon itself and the equipment to detonate it -- for making it easier to transport.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

The SADM is 4 pieces, each weighing 18kg.

Nobody's walking around with a nuke vest. Why bother? Bomb vests are made so you can walk into a crowded place. With a nuke, just drive it in a truck in the targeted neighborhood.

This is just Vance trying to scare some support into the disaster that Trump started to make us forget about Epstein.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

yeah the idea that Iran would use humans as delivery mechanism for nuclear weapons is a form of racist fetishization. it's maddening, this man. but then. i'm appalachian. i'm the hillbilly that racist carpet son of a bitch hayseed spoke ill of in his book. and i swear to GOD that man put soap in the cast iron skillet i'm gonna hit him in the face with

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Soap is fine as long as you have a complete seasoning.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

yeah but you just know he'd put an old cast iron dutch oven straight in the dishwashes and then the cupboard

he whistles in the woods at night and in the house in the day

he painted his backdoor blue

he shoots birds at the window with a bb gun

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

...whats wrong with a blue backdoor?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 16 hours ago

appalachian folklore. it invites vile spirits into your home

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

FWIW, wp:Suitcase nuclear device.

Allegations were made in the 1990s that Israel had developed suitcase nuclear bombs during the 1970s.[28]

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

Sounds like US should bomb Israel or JD Vance. NYC terrorist plot, and Assassination/intimidation attempt against peace intermediaries in Pakistan... just yesterday. NATO has essentially confirmed that Israel is far more likely to have sent missiles to target/destroy Diego Garcia base than Iran, all to fake scare on Iran's missile range. That's just this week.

From genocide, to pager attacks, JFK, 9/11, to lies determining warmongering, Israel is not a friend to even American empire (independent of its bribed administrators) much less Americans. It uses controlling violence against America, and much more dangerous than any other nation... if we just need a war for war's sake.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

The nuclear vest bomb was in a movie I have a feeling have just watched.