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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

yeah the idea that Iran would use humans as delivery mechanism for nuclear weapons is a form of racist fetishization. it's maddening, this man. but then. i'm appalachian. i'm the hillbilly that racist carpet son of a bitch hayseed spoke ill of in his book. and i swear to GOD that man put soap in the cast iron skillet i'm gonna hit him in the face with

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Soap is fine as long as you have a complete seasoning.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

yeah but you just know he'd put an old cast iron dutch oven straight in the dishwashes and then the cupboard

he whistles in the woods at night and in the house in the day

he painted his backdoor blue

he shoots birds at the window with a bb gun

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

...whats wrong with a blue backdoor?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 16 hours ago

appalachian folklore. it invites vile spirits into your home